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I'm a fucking princess

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burgerkid:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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(via sextnoise)

(Source: emanuelrodr)

gnarly:

friend: can you go buy something for me at the store ill give you the money

me: ughhhhhhhh

friend: you can buy something for yourself too with my money

me:

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lesbiancutie:

she wears short skirts i wear nuclear radiation proof body suits 

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xv7:

sa-ni-ty:

What the fuck is this

a government secret

(via stop-the-illuminati-now)

Riddle

stop-the-illuminati-now:

stop-the-illuminati-now:

what worships satan and has seen a brick?

an illuminati member