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timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

(via surprisebitch)

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via burgerkid)

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

(Source: jewishsanta, via fake-mermaid)

the year according to tumblr

january: post halloween candy hangover
feburuary: couples halloween
march: almost halloween
april: almost halloween
may: almost halloween
june: almost halloween
july: almost halloween
august: almost halloween
september: basically halloween
october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november: still halloween
december: halloween for jesus

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

(via surprisebitch)

askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

(Source: ihaveremade, via greatfatsby)

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

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sluttylittlepill:

ohitroyler:

theredspiderlilyatdusk:

ohitroyler:

i just started choking on my pizza but before i went to get drink so i wouldn’t die i deleted my browser history okay. i didn’t die btw. 

when you delete your history before saving your own life

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same

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whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics, via ship-faced)