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I'm a fucking princess

dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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flyentologist:

Feed

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gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

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raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: ghostsoldeir, via humorking)

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section
??????????????????

(Source: yasmastah, via sniffing)

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

(Source: meladoodle, via sniffing)